An Ode to Stupid Odes
He emerges from
The snowy swirls
Embracing
As he does
A slender girl
With a kiss on each cheek
And half a twirl
They’re pooped on
By
A flying squirrel.
55 Responses to “An Ode to Stupid Odes”
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May 14th, 2013 at 6:34 pm
just reading this I get REALLY confused. At least I used to.
October 20th, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Nice! That was funny.
October 18th, 2012 at 10:35 am
Leedle leedle lee. mashed potatoes.
October 18th, 2012 at 11:17 am
this isn’t at all relevant to our intellectually engaging discussion! Remove that comment immediately!
on another note, pooglewooglenoodles and fries.
October 18th, 2012 at 11:24 am
how could you be so rude! I shall take the offensive!
glugol glupcik pickled beets
October 25th, 2012 at 9:54 am
you’ll regret that, foul foul person!
October 25th, 2012 at 9:56 am
[This comment has been totally pwned by Jimmy]
October 25th, 2012 at 9:57 am
cheapo!!!!!
November 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 am
I WINZ
October 11th, 2012 at 10:58 am
And….
gets pooped on by a flying squirrel. Awesome Jimmeh! This makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it.
October 6th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
You guys are cracking me up.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:56 am
Good job
October 5th, 2012 at 9:43 am
mine is even better:
He emerges from
The snowy swirls
to immediately get eaten by a shark
which was kind of out of place in the snow on land
the shark then gets married to the slender girl and they have lots of kids
October 5th, 2012 at 9:47 am
That doesn’t even rhyme you nut!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:52 am
yvgkbdfxcguivvvvvvvvvekfjbvgfnmjnhuernhweVHIObh to you!
October 11th, 2012 at 11:24 am
He emerges from
The snowy swirls
Embracing
As he does
A slender girl
With a kiss on each cheek
And half a twirl
He holds her close and says
“My pearl”
And strokes her silky blonde curls
to you
October 25th, 2012 at 9:51 am
heh heh heh ethan. I’m behind you whith a frozen fish.
October 14th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Ahahaha this doesn’t rhyme… really, Caius, it’s funny, but try, TRY to rhyme it. It’s a poem!
October 15th, 2012 at 10:45 am
I forgot to mention the sharks name was Fredric Von floogle heimer
October 5th, 2012 at 9:32 am
A better one:
He emerges from
The snowy swirls
Embracing
As he does
A slender girl
With a kiss on each cheek
And half a twirl
He holds her close and says
“My pearl”
And strokes her silky blonde curls
October 5th, 2012 at 9:42 am
Too serious. And it doesn’t reflect reality at all.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:48 am
better than your’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE NO FLYING SQURRELS IN NORTH AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:50 am
Yes there are! This was a mutated breed escaped from a testing facility where they were trying to breed a flying mammal to poop on the enemy in their upcoming invasion of sweden. It quickly adapted to the harsh cold by buying an extra sweater.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:53 am
no I sold it fuzzy socks not a sweater.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:51 am
and mine’s still better.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:59 am
It would seem this is closer to YOUR love life than your’s!
October 5th, 2012 at 10:06 am
wat
October 25th, 2012 at 9:54 am
duck it’s a shark!!!
October 25th, 2012 at 9:54 am
No shark its a duck!!
October 25th, 2012 at 9:58 am
what the oatmeal
October 25th, 2012 at 9:59 am
oh no its actually a cowduck!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:24 am
My love life pretty well summed up…
October 5th, 2012 at 9:51 am
YEAH RIGHT JIMMY
October 5th, 2012 at 9:54 am
yeah? ask… actually wait don’t ask her she’d kill me.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:57 am
is it because you cheated on her? well earth to Jimmy she was cheating on you to with my brothers wife’s sister’s husband step-father!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2012 at 10:06 am
No way!
November 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 am
No, actually, she was cheating with with your fathers brothers sisters husbands
brothers boss’s wifes maids fiances brother
November 2nd, 2012 at 11:22 am
That snoogerwonking fimfazzle!
November 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 am
Actually she is a form-fitting, cheese wearing, feed-spamming,sneaker-wearing head-eating Psychomaniac!!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:56 am
WHO??????????????????????????????????????IS IT????????????????????????????? ANNE?????
October 5th, 2012 at 9:56 am
Look! an obvious distraction!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:57 am
where?
Where?
October 5th, 2012 at 9:58 am
and this is where I make my exit!
October 11th, 2012 at 11:20 am
no you can’t escape! my seer forewarned your messy doom involving some angry gorillas and a can opener!
October 11th, 2012 at 11:22 am
how does that even work!?!
October 11th, 2012 at 11:22 am
OH NO YOU DIDN”T
October 11th, 2012 at 11:23 am
Didn’t I?
October 11th, 2012 at 11:23 am
NOPE
October 11th, 2012 at 11:25 am
YUP
October 5th, 2012 at 9:23 am
nice ending jimmy please write sequel!!!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:22 am
pie
October 15th, 2012 at 10:33 am
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October 15th, 2012 at 10:43 am
have you ever dreamed your a cockroach and then you get stepped on and go to cockroach heaven and realize that their are humans in the heaven and you get stepped on again then you wake up and realize your a cockroach still and you scream then wake up again and your still a cockroach and the process repeats it self 70 thousand times?
October 15th, 2012 at 10:44 am
no… no, I can’t say I have…
October 15th, 2012 at 9:59 pm
Caius… I’m literally dying of laughter… Oww…