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An Ode to Stupid Odes

He emerges from

The snowy swirls

Embracing

As he does

A slender girl

With a kiss on each cheek

And half a twirl

They’re pooped on

By

A flying squirrel.

55 Responses to “An Ode to Stupid Odes”

  1.   dwanne Says:

    just reading this I get REALLY confused. At least I used to.

  2.   dandoona Says:

    Nice! That was funny.

  3.   dwcaius24 Says:

    Leedle leedle lee. mashed potatoes.

  4.   Lilli Says:

    And….

    gets pooped on by a flying squirrel. Awesome Jimmeh! This makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it.

  5.   zpipe Says:

    You guys are cracking me up.

  6.   dwjustice24 Says:

    Good job

  7.   dwcaius24 Says:

    mine is even better:

    He emerges from

    The snowy swirls

    to immediately get eaten by a shark

    which was kind of out of place in the snow on land

    the shark then gets married to the slender girl and they have lots of kids

  8.   dwethan24 Says:

    A better one:

    He emerges from

    The snowy swirls

    Embracing

    As he does

    A slender girl

    With a kiss on each cheek

    And half a twirl

    He holds her close and says

    “My pearl”

    And strokes her silky blonde curls

  9.   Jimmy the Poogledrawer Says:

    My love life pretty well summed up…

  10.   dwethan24 Says:

    nice ending jimmy please write sequel!!!

  11.   dwethan24 Says:

    pie

    •   Jimmy Says:

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